When Gritty Jr. was born, I was absolutely terrified of him. Now it’s as if I live with myself at 5 years old…only WAY cooler.

My dad never built me a half pipe, and it’s probably a good thing… for me. This kid’s willingness to fling himself to the concrete plus my desire to get drunk and build a GIANT ramp is not good at all.

This is also my first attempt at studio photography. You may praise my genius…NOW.