Alas, this crazy, wonderful, and just slightly sadistic merry-go-round called life is taking me back to sunny South Florida for a while, and since I refuse to do anything half-assed, including start new chapters, I’m selling 95.4% of my crap.

I don’t have a lot of things, but what I do have is pretty nice. You should seriously consider dropping whatever you’re doing right now, come over to my house, and buy some stuff from me.

Oh, and bring beer.